You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
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Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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