i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
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He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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