I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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