Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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