You can't motorboat a personality
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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