Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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