i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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