pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
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I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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