You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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