I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
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Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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