therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
me + whiskey = a bad person
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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