it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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