That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
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THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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