Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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