I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
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You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
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To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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