id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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