ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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