Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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