and you said cock pushups were impossible
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
