just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
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You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
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Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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