It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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