I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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