3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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