We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
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Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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