Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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