Will you blow on my dice?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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