How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
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I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
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I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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