On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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