There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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