Can i not drive my cunt home
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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