she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
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Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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