Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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