i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
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Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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