Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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