Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
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I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
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Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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