mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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