16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
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I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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