On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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