I met the friendliest cop last night
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
