Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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