UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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