these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
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We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
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Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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