His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
