he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
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At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day