Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
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He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?