I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.