Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
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well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
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we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
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Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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