she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
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I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
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Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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