So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
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Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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