i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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