Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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