thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
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