are you still at the devil's house?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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