do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Holy shit dude........stairs
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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