Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
