he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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