Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
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Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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